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...Its up to you.

Outpatients looking for therapy? Visitors looking for Daemonlace? You've come to the right place.

Welcome Home

There are 2 ways to move through the Asylum. You will find them both below.
All visitors PLEASE check in at the registration desk.
We'd hate to mistake you for one of the residents.
You are standing in the Main Entry Hall
You can gain entry to any part of the Asylum from here.

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Click here for a floor plan and grounds layout to get you where your going.
Click below if you already know your party's extension.
Press 1 for Registration Desk
Press 2 for the Trojan Horse
Press 3 for Never Never Land
Press 4 for the Dream Theatre
Press 5 for the Carousel
Press * to see the map		     Press 6 for the Garage
Press 7 Crystal Gardens
Press 8 for the Mailroom
Press 9 for the Front Gate
Press 0 for the Entrance Hall
Press # for the Information Desk
 
 
 

If you need help. please hang up and then dial your operator

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